That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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