i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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