weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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