why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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