I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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