i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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