You just made me feel so damn special
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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