WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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