...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
pop tarts are not kleenex
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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