How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Randomize
