They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
