She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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