remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
