i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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