Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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