i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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