Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
how drunk are you?
Several
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
