Whod you bang
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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