what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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