Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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