She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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