That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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