The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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