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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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