hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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