No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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