So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Ketchup is God's man juice
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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