what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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