I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just puked most of my soul out..
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