Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
they need to just BURY HIM!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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