I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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