Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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