Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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