Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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