just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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