You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
