How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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