oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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