I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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