I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
