Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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