stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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