Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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