Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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