i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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