You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
