my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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