did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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