If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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