tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
