Porn is love you can see.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I need water and some morals
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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