ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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