I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm always down for nudity.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
